"Das schlimmste ist die Hoffnung" - Adrian Monk, gestern abend in einer eher unguten Episode der sonst so großartigen Serie.

"Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth."

Douglas Adams - Life, The Universe And Everything

"Entweder ist er tot oder meine Uhr ist stehengeblieben."
                                                - Die Marx Brothers: Ein Tag beim Rennen

Bart: "All these different religions... It's all Christianity people. The stupid little differences are nothing compared to the stupid big similarities!"

Friedrich Nietzsche: "Der Mensch würde sich für einen Gott halten, wenn er keinen Unterleib hätte."

"What kind of men would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter."

Terry Pratchett - Going Postal

"I think it's interesting that other countries wonder why they would be increasing their defense effort at the pace they are and yet not acknowledging it. That is as interesting as the fact that it's increasing at the pace it is."

Wer weiß, wer diese weisen Worte erst kürzlich von sich gab, kriegt 'ne Schoki.

"Producers are working on a Broadway musical version of 'The Lord of the Rings.' Experts say now there will finally be a musical for gay nerds."

- Late Night with Conan O'Brien (10/07/05)

- "Ihre Frau ist ins Wasser gefallen."
- "Retten Sie ihren Schmuck."

Blake Edwards, The Party (1968)