"Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a rock star. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must vaporize Fort Knox. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your unholy weapon, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true."

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